My SIL Reprogrammed My Oven So the Christmas Turkey Would Burn and Embarrass Me in Front of Guests


 

My sister-in-law had always found ways to make my life difficult, but this time, she took her dislike of me to a whole new level, and the result was nothing short of a disaster. It was Christmas Eve, and I had spent weeks planning every detail of our holiday celebration with Josh’s family. But when no one was looking, Alice, ever the troublemaker, turned up the oven heat, unknowingly ruining my carefully prepared turkey and making a mockery of my efforts. The sight of my cherished bird, charred beyond recognition, was devastating.

But as Alice laughed, basking in her small victory, karma decided it was time to intervene, and in the most unexpected way.

I never thought I’d find myself in the middle of a full-blown meltdown on Christmas Day, but here I was. Josh and I had been married for six months, and the pressure to impress his family during their cherished holiday tradition was real. Every ornament, every meal, every little detail was expected to be perfect. Josh's family took their celebrations seriously—something I was still getting used to.

"Sam, quit fiddling with the tablecloth," Josh said, placing a hand on my shoulder, his voice calm and reassuring. "Everything looks perfect."

I adjusted my apron again for the hundredth time. “I just want everything to go smoothly. It’s our first Christmas dinner here, and I don’t want to disappoint you or your family.”

“And you won’t,” he said, kissing me on the temple. “Remember when we met at that office holiday party? You pulled that whole event off like a pro, and everyone loved it.”

I smiled at the memory. Two years ago, I was the new head of marketing at a company where Josh, the CFO, couldn’t take his eyes off me the entire evening. Our romance had been whirlwind—two years of dates, an unforgettable sunset proposal, and a beautiful wedding that even Alice had to admit was stunning.

"Your sister really doesn't like me, does she?" I muttered, glancing at my phone as I checked the time. “They’ll be here in an hour, the turkey’s in, and everything’s on track. I’m just so nervous."

Josh sighed. “Alice doesn’t dislike you. She’s just... very serious about family things."

“Serious is one way to put it,” I said, shaking my head. "But it’s our first Christmas together, and I want it to be special for both of us."

Josh wrapped his arms around me, his presence grounding me. “You’ve got this. What’s the worst that could happen?”

As if on cue, the doorbell rang, making me jump. Josh’s parents arrived first, his mom admiring the garland I’d hung on the staircase, while his dad poured himself a glass of eggnog. Then came the cousins and their kids, filling the house with laughter and the sound of little feet.

“Did you hear about Grandma’s news?” Josh’s cousin Maria whispered to me while we set up appetizers. "Alice has been calling her non-stop lately."

“Really?” I asked, raising an eyebrow.

“Oh, yes. She’s sending flowers, offering to redecorate Grandma’s house, trying to win her over. It’s not subtle.”

Before I could respond, the doorbell rang again. Alice stood in the doorway, the picture of perfection, holding a store-bought pie that looked like it cost more than my entire meal setup.

“Sam, darling,” she said, air-kissing my cheeks. “I must say, brave of you to host this year, especially with Grandma’s big announcement coming up.”

I forced a smile. Everyone knew that Grandma Eloise, the matriarch of the family, was finally retiring and deciding which grandchild would inherit her thriving catering business. Alice had been working overtime to win her favor.

“You look amazing, Alice,” I said, helping her remove her coat.

She swept past me into the living room without a word. “Let’s just hope your turkey turns out better than that awful breakfast you made at the reunion.”

I bit my lip to keep from saying something snarky, but Maria leaned in and whispered, “Don’t let her get to you. We all know she’s the one who swapped the sugar for salt in your pancakes.”

The evening was going smoothly until Grandma Eloise arrived. At 82, she was still the rock of the family—sharp-eyed, silver-haired, and full of stories. As she walked in, she wrapped me in a warm hug.

“Something smells amazing!” she said with a smile.

I beamed. “The turkey should be perfect. I used your Thanksgiving recipe!”

Alice, swirling her wine, chimed in, “Interesting choice, given your… limited family cooking background.”

Josh shot Alice a sharp look. “Alice…”

“What?” she said, raising an eyebrow. “Some of us have been cooking these meals since we were kids. Right, Grandma?”

Grandma gave Alice a long, measured look but didn’t respond, settling into her chair while the kids crowded around her, excitedly showing off their gifts.

I went to check the turkey, and that’s when Alice’s voice rang out, shrill and smug. “Does anyone else smell something burning?”

I froze. I dashed to the kitchen, flinging the oven door open, only to be greeted by a thick cloud of smoke. My turkey was completely blackened, charred beyond recognition. The oven temperature read 475°F—almost 200 degrees higher than I had set it.

“Oh no,” I gasped, tears welling in my eyes. “That’s not possible. I checked it just a few minutes ago!”

Alice strolled in, feigning innocence as she smirked. “Even the best hosts make mistakes. Though I don’t recall anyone in this family ever burning dinner. Such a shame, really.”

Relatives rushed to help. Josh held my hand tightly, his mom trying to salvage what she could of the sides. Through my tears, I could see Alice standing in the doorway, practically gloating. It was clear to me now—this wasn’t an accident. She had sabotaged my dinner, and she was enjoying every minute of it.

But then Grandma Eloise, who had been quietly observing the whole scene, stood up. The room grew still.

“Well,” she said, her voice calm but firm. “Now seems like the right time for my announcement.”

Alice straightened, clearly anticipating a moment of glory. The room fell silent.

“Ruining Christmas dinner is one thing,” Grandma began, locking eyes with Alice. “But lying and sabotaging others? That’s far worse.”

Everyone went quiet.

“What are you talking about, Grandma?” Alice’s voice trembled.

“I saw everything,” Grandma said, her gaze unflinching. “While everyone was distracted, I was sitting quietly in the corner. You, Alice, you were the one who turned up the heat on the oven.”

Alice’s face drained of color. “I… I was just trying to check on the turkey…”

“Spare us,” Grandma interrupted. “I’ve seen enough. The jabs, the manipulation, all the little power plays. This is not what my business stands for.”

The room remained silent.

“The catering business,” Grandma said clearly, “is going to Josh.”

Alice’s face crumpled, and before anyone could respond, she burst into tears and fled, slamming the door behind her.

Whispers filled the room. Josh and I exchanged stunned glances, unsure of what had just happened. We had discussed Grandma’s decision, of course, but never expected it to play out like this.

“Grandma,” Josh said, pulling me close. “We’re so honored, but… we can’t accept it.”

I nodded. “We’ve thought about it, and we want to suggest something else.”

Grandma raised her eyebrows, intrigued. “Oh?”

“Sell the business,” I said. “Use the proceeds to fund college for the younger kids. That way, your legacy benefits the entire family.”

Josh added, “The company means so much to all of us, but this will help them more in the long run.”

Grandma’s face softened into a proud smile. “That’s exactly the kind of thinking I had hoped for.”

She stood up and hugged us both. “This business was never just about profits—it was about bringing joy to people. And you two get that.”

Then, with a mischievous twinkle in her eye, she added, “By the way… I wasn’t actually in the kitchen when Alice messed with the oven.”

“Grandma!” I gasped, then burst out laughing.

“Well,” she grinned, “sometimes people need a little space to reveal who they truly are. Now, who’s up for some Chinese food?”

What began as a formal holiday dinner turned into a relaxed, laughter-filled evening of Chinese takeout, and it turned out to be one of the best Christmases I’d ever had.

As we sat around the table, Josh’s mom handed me an egg roll. “You know, this reminds me of my first Christmas dinner. The pie exploded, and we ended up with ice cream instead!”

Josh’s dad chuckled. “It was one of the best Christmases ever!”

Maria raised her drink. “To new traditions?”

“To new traditions,” everyone echoed, and for the first time, I felt like part of the family.

Later, as we cleaned up and the last guests left, Josh wrapped his arms around me. “I’m sorry about Alice.”

I smiled, cupping his face. “Don’t be. Grandma was right. People show who they really are eventually.”

Josh sighed. “Still… she’s my sister. I should’ve seen it sooner.”

I hugged him tightly. “Maybe she’ll change. And if not… well, there’s always next Christmas!”

Josh laughed. “Next Christmas, we’re doing potluck.”

As we finished tidying up, I spotted a fortune cookie left on the table. I cracked it open, reading the message inside: “Family isn’t who shares your blood, but who holds your hand when you need it the most.”

That Christmas, I finally understood what that meant.

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